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Trance Podium Story, Pt. 2 -
26 April 2009, at 14:11
Vera grabbed a hold of the door and slid it open slightly. She peered inside with one eye to try to catch sight of anyone. When she found no signs of life, she opened the door completely. The four walked into the warehouse and scouted the entire area. All the found were empty boxes and a metal floor.
“There’s nothing here,” Cleo said. “Did they move somewhere else, knowing we were coming?”
All of a sudden, Vera heard a very feint noise. She tapped Cleo to grab her attention, and then put her finger to Cleo’s mouth, signaling her to remain silent. Vera lay down onto the floor and pressed her left ear against the metal. She stayed in this position for a few moments before hearing the same noise once more. She then rose back up onto her feet and faced her teammates.
“They’re underneath the floor,” she reported.
“Of course, it’s the perfect hiding spot!” Remco added in a triumphant tone.
“Once again, it’s been used way too many times. I could have told you that!” Derek laughed.
“Okay, Mr. Wise-Guy! If you knew it the whole time, then why didn’t you say anything in the beginning?” Vera asked Derek, giggling.
“I…I, um…uh…well you see…” Derek randomly mumbled.
“See, Remco? I told you he would make us laugh!”
“Okay, you were right, Vera!” Remco chuckled. “Now, let’s get back that equipment!”
“But first, we need to find the secret entrance,” added Cleo. “How are we going to do that?”
“Ooh, I have a solution this time!” Derek replied, getting excited. “Leave it all to me!”
Derek began to slide his hands across the walls, feeling for any secret switches or buttons. He did a thorough sweep of all the walls, but failed to find a single clue. So then he started to hop about the room, shifting his weight to his feet as he landed on the metal floor. This started to create a very audible clanging noise. This caused Remco to start freaking out.
“Derek!” he shouted. “You’re going to give away our presence!”
“Like you’re not doing that by yelling at me?” Derek retorted.
“He has a good point,” laughed Vera. “I’ve never seen you act like this before, Remco!”
“His eccentricity must be rubbing off on me or something,” Remco replied.
Derek was about to add something to the conversation when, all of a sudden, he sank through the floor. The others rushed over to see what had happened to him, and found a square escape hatch had opened underneath Derek. They looked down to see if Derek was alright, but could not see a thing.
“Derek!” Cleo called down into the opening. “Derek, are you okay?”
“That was fun!” Derek called up to them. “Jump down here! Don’t worry, it’s a giant slide!”
“I’ll go first,” Cleo said to Remco and Vera as she jumped down through the opening. She began to cry out in enjoyment as she slid downward. “Derek was right! This is really fun!” As she neared the end of the slide, she noticed a dangerously sharp angle approaching. She readied herself for an imminent collision with the floor, but was caught by Derek, who was standing right at the very end.
“Don’t worry, Cleo,” he said to her. “I have you covered.”
“Thanks buddy!” she said to Derek before shouting back up Vera and Remco. “Next!”
Vera looked at Remco. “You’re turn!”
“No way!” replied Remco. “There is no way I’m going down there before you, Vera!”
“Fine,” Vera said in a slightly irritated voice. “But could you please do me one favor before I jump down there?”
“Sure, what is it?”
“Could you please tell me if there’s anything in my hair?”
“Hold on a second,” Remco said as he got closer to Vera. “Let me get a good look at this and…”
But Remco was interrupted mid-sentence as Vera pushed him down through the opening. Vera started to laugh hysterically.
“I can’t believe you actually fell for that!” she called down to Remco.
“You’ll pay for this later!” he called back up to her. As he continued his ride down, Remco forgot all about Vera pushing him down the slide and actually began to enjoy the twists and turns. “Wow, this is actually quite enjoyable!” he squealed out in utter enjoyment. He then noticed the sharp, descending angle that Cleo had feared before him. He curled into a ball and began to roll downward. Derek and Cleo were standing at the very end waiting to catch him, but were not expecting to see him rolling down in a ball. But they caught him nonetheless, and Remco stood up, dizzy from his little rolling experience. “Alright, let’s get going. We need to find the stuff quickly now that everyone knows we’re here.”
“But shouldn’t we wait for Vera?” Derek asked Remco.
“We don’t have any time to lose, Derek. Stay and wait for her if you want, but we need to finish the job before they get away!”
“Fine, we’ll catch up with you in a few moments.”
“Later then,” said Remco. And with that, he and Cleo walked through the mysterious passageway in front of them.
“Here I come!” Vera called down as she ran and jumped through the opening and began her sliding experience. “Whee! This is great!” She slid and slid until she came upon the sharp angle, but at a much greater speed than any of the others. Derek stood, ready to catch her, but she came flying at him. He was not expecting this and fell to the ground as he caught Vera. Vera got up and extended her hand out to Derek, who was still on the ground. “Thanks for stopping me!”
“No problem,” Derek said as he grabbed a hold of Vera’s hand. She pulled him up to his feet and he brushed himself off. “Alright, let’s join up with Remco and Cleo.”
And so Vera and Derek ran down the passageway, trying to catch up with Remco and Cleo. They ran for a few moments before being grabbed by two figures hidden in the shadows. They both freaked out a bit before realizing that the two figures were Remco and Cleo.
“What’s your problem, you two?” Vera asked as she proceeded to shove Remco a bit.
“Hey, this wasn’t my idea!” Remco informed them. “It was all Cleo!”
“Whoa, don’t go blaming this whole crazy scheme on me, pal!” Cleo defensively replied.
“Well whoever came up with it, let’s put this behind us for now.” Derek said. “Why did the two of you stop here?”
“There are two different passages a few feet away from us.” Cleo replied. “We’ll need to split up into two groups.”
“That’s right,” said Remco. “I’ll take Derek with me through the left passage, while Vera and Cleo take the right.”
“Fair enough,” Vera added.
“Alright, let’s go!” Remco blurted out. But as he started to walk, a cell phone began to ring.
“Remco,” Vera cried out in disappointment. “You brought your cell phone with you and you didn’t even turn it off?”
“Hey, it’s my emergency phone! It only rings in the case of an emergency!”
“Fine, answer it.”
“I will!” Remco pulls out his phone and answers it. “Hello? Wait, what happened? Okay, I’ll be there as soon as I can!”
“What’s going on?” Derek asked as Remco put his phone away.
“I need to get home, right away!” Remco replied as he started to head back.
“But why do you need to leave?” Cleo asked.
“I have to change Lucie’s diaper!” Remco answered.
“Your wife won’t change the diaper?” Vera asked.
“She can’t,” Remco replied. “She’s visiting with her mother right now.”
“So, what about your babysitter?” Derek asked.
“The babysitter refuses to change this one. Apparently it’s causing her to have war flashbacks.” Remco replied once more. “Sorry, but I have to go right now!”
“So I’m going to have to go down this dark, spooky passageway all by myself?”
“Yeah, pretty much. What? Are you scared or something, Derek?”
“No! Well…I, uh…no! I’ll be fine!”
“I don’t know if anyone has ever told you this before, but you’re kind of weird, Derek.”
“Believe it or not, I get that quite a bit.”
“Right…anyway, I’m putting Vera in charge of this operation in my absence.”
“Hey, why did you choose her over me or Cleo?”
“I chose Vera because she was at MennoSolo with me earlier this year.”
“That’s the only reason?”
“Do I need any other reason? I thought it was quite self-explanatory.”
“I’d like to hear a better reason than that,” Cleo answered.
“Fine,” Remco sighed. “I trust her more than the two of you because I’ve known her a lot longer.”
“Makes sense,” Cleo said.
“Okay, later everybody!” Remco called out as he ran back home.
“Derek,” said Vera. “If you come to a dead end, return to this spot and then try to find us, alright?”
“Can do,” replied Derek. “The two of you do the same as well.”
And with that, the two parties went their separate ways. Vera and Cleo walked through the right passageway, which was saturated with darkness. The two ran their hands across the walls to feel their way through and make sure they didn’t run into anything. After about ten minutes, the women felt a doorway with their feet. They stopped for a moment, and then Vera felt for something to open the door with. But as she felt around for this, both she and Cleo heard someone approaching them slowly from behind. The sound of footsteps grew closer and closer, as they both remained perfectly still. Cleo then suddenly felt a hand grab her shoulder, which caused her to extend her arm out and slap at the mysterious person. An audible noise was created as her hand struck against the person’s face.
“Ouch!” the mysterious person called out in pain.
“Hey, I recognize that voice!” exclaimed Cleo. “It’s Derek!”
“Yeah, it’s me,” Derek said, rubbing his face. “And did you really have to slap me, Cleo? That really hurt!”
“Hey, for we know it could have been one of the bad guys!”
“Well you would have stopped them in their tracks with that slap, I’ll tell you that much!”
“That’s the idea, you dunderhead!” Cleo laughed.
“Okay you two,” Vera giggled. “Cut it out and let’s finish this up. I found a doorknob.”
Vera rotated the doorknob and pushed the door open. Light poured into the passageway, illuminating everything. The three peered inside and saw the magical equipment that they had been searching for, seemingly unguarded. Vera and Cleo walked through the door, with Derek following suit; they stopped several meters away from the holy grails of electronic music, noticing a doorway on the other end of the room. From this doorway, two men in black outfits strutted into the room and stood in front of the stolen items.
“We’ve been expecting you,” one of the men said, nonchalantly.
“Who are you?” asked Vera.
“You can call me Marin,” said the same man. “And you call him Zak.”
“Why are you telling us your names?” Cleo asked.
“Well, in all fairness,” began Zak. “It’s not like any of you are getting out of here alive.”
“You’re wrong, Zak!” Derek said in a fearless tone. “You stole from our friends. We’re leaving here with that equipment!”
“Well,” Marin replied to Derek’s statement. “It sounds like you’re ready to fight us for this treasure!”
“What? I never said that!”
“That’s what it sounded like to me.”
“I’m agreeing with Marin,” added Zak.
“Oh, shut it! Nobody asked you!” Derek snapped.
“Stop getting them angry, Derek,” Vera stated calmly. “Let me take care of these two.”
“What are you going to do to us?” Marin asked.
Vera walked up to the two thieves and stared them in the eyes. “Do you really want to mess with me?” she asked.
“That’s what we’re saying!” Zak replied.
“Do you really, really want to mess with me?” Vera asked once more, still staring into their eyes.
“Of…of course we do…” Marin hesitantly replied.
“Are you both absolutely sure that you want to mess with me?” Vera asked yet again.
By this time, both Zak and Marin were sweating profusely and breathing heavily from having the pants scared off. They both turned away from Vera’s gaze as Zak replied, “No, we don’t want to mess with you.”
Vera smiled in triumph. “Great!” she replied. “We’ll just be taking this stuff back and…”
But before Vera could finish her sentence, Marin and Zak rushed past her and grabbed Cleo and Derek.
“Do what we say,” Zak yelled to Vera while wrapping one arm around Derek’s neck. “Or else they get it!”
Vera, shocked by the sudden shift in the situation, nodded her head in compliance. “What do you want?” she asked.
“Step backwards,” Marin ordered as he put his arm around Cleo’s neck. “Step back right against the wall.”
Vera slowly moved backwards, past the magical DJ equipment, until she felt her back meet with the wall. Then suddenly, a strange clanking noise came from above the floor. Everybody looked up, revealing rafters that were attached to the walls, but with no stairs leading to the ground level. The noise continued as everybody, especially Marin and Zak, looked upward.
“Who’s there?” Zak called out. “Show yourself, coward!”
It was then that a ninja shuriken was thrown downward toward Zak, creating a cut through his pants and a slight cut in the back of his leg. This causes him to let go of Derek and start yelling in pain. It was during this time of confusion that Derek rushed Marin, bringing him down and causing him to release Cleo from his grasp. Vera rushed toward Cleo to make sure she was alright as Derek rose back to his feet. Unfortunately for these three, both Marin and Zak had gotten back to their feet and were rushing toward them. Two more shuriken fell from the sky, landing directly in front of the dastardly villains’ path. A mysterious person wearing nothing but black fell downward from the rafters after everyone had come to a complete halt. He landed on his hands and knees, then rose to his feet and stood before Marin and Zak.
“Leave these children alone, you pathetic lowlifes!” the mystery person said in a deep, raspy voice. “You’ll have to answer to me if you don’t.”
“And who are you?” Marin asked, angrily.
“I’m your worst nightmare, pal!”
“You’re not a giant clown wearing gym shorts and a fake, rainbow afro!”
“Oh yeah?” the mystery figure asked. “You give me about five minutes and I’ll come back as your worst nightmare!”
Marin backed off, wearing a frightened expression on his face. “Uh, Zak…we should get going now…” he muttered to his partner-in-crime.
“What are you talking about, Marin?” Zak asked, confused about his friend’s actions. “It’s just one creepy guy in a disguise. It isn’t anything we cannot handle!”
“No,” replied Marin. “No, this guy is not messing around! He means business here. Stick around if you want, but I’m getting the heck out of here!” Marin ran past everyone and made his way back through the doorway he entered from.
“Ugh,” Zak groaned. “We’re going to have a serious talk about your phobia of clowns…and gym shorts aren’t we?” Zak followed in Marin’s footsteps and exited the room in the same fashion.
“Who are you?” Derek asked as he and the others walked up to the mysterious man.
“I can never reveal my true identity,” the man started. “But you can call me…”
“Wow, you’re Batman!” Derek interjected with an excited voice.
“No, you can call me Rift_77.”
“So, you are Batman?”
“What the…? What’s the matter with you, kid? I just told you I’m not Batman!”
“But you also said that you can’t reveal your true identity. So the fact that you’re denying being Batman means that you really are Batman!”
“Are you an idiot?”
“Yeah, kind of,” Cleo answered. “He’s been like this for a long time.”
“I see,” replied Rift_77.
“So, are you a ninja or something?” Vera asked.
“Yeah, pretty much.”
“Well, thank you so much for helping us out!”
“Don’t mention it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get going.”
“Alright, see you later, Batman!” Derek blurted out.
Rift_77 grabbed Derek by the shirt and lifted him off the ground. “If you call me Batman one more time, you’re going to regret it!”
“Sorry…later, Rift_77…”
“That’s more like it, kid!” Rift_77 said as he placed Derek gently back onto the ground. “Until next time, take care.”
And with that, Rift_77 jumped up onto the rafters and disappeared as noisily has he had entered.
“Wow, for a ninja, that Batman sure does make a lot of noise!” Derek mused to Vera and Cleo. A shuriken suddenly flew down from above and cut through part of Derek’s shirt. “Alright already, I’m sorry!” he yelled upward.
“Okay everyone,” Vera said, bringing the attention of Cleo and Derek back to their mission. “Let’s get this equipment back where it belongs!”
And so the three grabbed a hold of the magical equipment and brought it back to its rightful owners. Magical Trance, after receiving their gear, advertised a makeup event for everyone who had been at their ruined performance. They played a week later in the same location with no disruptions from any evildoers and later went on to be voted as the number two DJs in the world, outshined only by Armin van Buuren, who they actually ended up working with on several new productions. Cleo decided to go home and get some well-deserved rest. As for Derek, he decided to stay and work with Remco and Vera. His first few assignments ended up being with just Vera because during every mission, Remco was called home to change Lucie’s diaper, feed her, or get her to take her nap. Derek soon found himself with a promotion. He now works as Lucie’s babysitter, insuring that Remco never misses out on another mission. Remco and Vera continued life as normal, leading successful lives through their missions. As for Charlie, he still never revealed his true identity, or his face for that matter. And of course, nobody ever quite figured out what happened to Marin, Zak, or Rift_77. It is assumed that Marin and Zak are still plotting to swipe the magical DJ equipment once more. Rift_77 is said to be stalking Derek in the shadows, making sure he’s never referred to as ‘Batman’ again.