World leaders on facebook

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Marjan
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World leaders on facebook -
2 May 2009, at 14:34
Found this funny! :)

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# Re: World leaders on facebook - 2 May 2009, at 15:55
LOL! :)
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# Re: World leaders on facebook - 2 May 2009, at 20:15
ROFL at "Hu Jintao" joined the group "I Bet I Can Find A Million People Who Don't Care Michael Phelps Smoked Weed."
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# Re: World leaders on facebook - 2 May 2009, at 20:27
Vladimir Putin became a fan of ABBA :D
Hahaha good one Marjan :D
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# Re: World leaders on facebook - 2 May 2009, at 20:40
haha "Muammar Qaddafi is excited to nationalize Libyan oil assets"
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# Re: World leaders on facebook - 2 May 2009, at 23:08
A little off topic, but still on the subject, here's a classic one. I laughed so hard the first time I read this:


* Hitler[AoE] has created game lobby "Time4War! FFA to start!"
* JOSEF_S has joined the game
Hitler[AoE]: sup
* deGau11e has joined the game
JOSEF_S: yo
Hitler[AoE]: hey dg
deGau11e: greets
* Churchill has joined the game
Churhill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: hey
* Beni_TO has joined the game
* Roosevelt has joined the game
Hitler[AoE]: we wait 4 a few mor, k?
deGau11e: kk
Churchill: k
Beni_TO: hi
Roosevelt: k
Roosevelt: brb gettin a coke
* T0j0 has joined the game
T0j0: wow dis is a big one
Beni_TO: hehe
Hitler[AoE]: cant have war without lotsa peeps! ;)
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0j0: y0
JOSEF_S: hi
Churchill: hi
* M_A_O has joined the game
* ~Jieshi~ has joined the game
Hitler[AoE]: awesom lots of peeps
Hitler[AoE]: I think we hav enuff, k?
T0j0: ya
JOSEF_S: definitely
Churchill: lol this many people is gonna be awesom
deGau11e: no rush 30 mins k??
T0j0: rofl 30 mins??
M_A_O: 30 mins??????????WTF
Beni_TO: nr30 = FAG
deGau11e: well no rush at least, rush is gay
T0j0: rush is gay. nr30 for teh win
Hitler[AoE]: uh, sure, no rush... how about 10?
Hitler[AoE]: nr 10 min, evryone?
JOSEF_S: lame
Churchill: ya so lame
Hitler[AoE]: ze peeps have spoken
deGau11e: nr or i leave
Beni_TO: dont be such a turd
Beni_TO: this many ppl u cant do nr
Beni_TO: map not big enuff 4 all
Churchill: tru
Roosevelt: ya
deGau11e: fine, go
Hitler[AoE]: pick start positions, choose race
Hitler[AoE]: click in fags
deGau11e: wut race has good def?
T0j0: french. mag bunkers > all
Churchill: ya
deGau11e: kk.
~Jieshi~: choose another race, M_A_O, I'm chinese
M_A_O: wutever, I can be whoever I want
~Jieshi~: com on dood don't be gay
~Jieshi~: don't choose same start pos as me! wtf! go somewhere else!
M_A_O: there's nowhere else, jerk
~Jieshi~: wtf south america fag
M_A_O: fuk u, south america is for homos
(T0j0 to Hitler[AoE]: just start it already)
(T0j0 to Hitler[AoE]: those two are retards)
(Hitler[AoE] to T0j0: ya)
(Hitler[AoE] to T0j0: hey, u wanna allie to start? secret alliance)
(T0j0 to Hitler[AoE]: k. first I deal with the retards ;))
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Roosevelt: don't macro spam, dumbass
deGau11e: 13. Start the game already!
deGau11e: 3. Food, please
deGau11e: lol i didnt know about these
deGau11e: 2. Wood, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
Hitler[AoE]: fuk stop it
JOSEF_S: argh my ears
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: lol
(JOSEF_S to Hitler[AoE]: allie with me to kill deGaulle first plz)
(Hitler[AoE] to JOSEF_S: hell yes)
* The game is about to begin!
Hitler[AoE]: gl hf
T0j0: glhf
* 5...
M_A_O: glhf
~Jieshi~: glhf
Churchil: 23. Good luck, Have Fun!
Churchil: 23. Good luck, Have Fun!
Roosevelt: glhf
Churchil: 23. Good luck, Have Fun!
* 4...
Josef_S: glhf
* 3...
* 2...
* 1...
deGau11e: lcas382rhy!!!
Churchill: asdasdfwefwe
deGau11e: dsfh
Churchill: 23ru823r
Churchill: LAST CHAT MSG!!!
deGau11e: dsf7324!
deGau11e: haha beat u
* Entering the game...

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
Beni_TO: haha america sux
JOSEF_S: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
JOSEF_S: cool
deGau11e: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
Beni_TO: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGau11e: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eis3nhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGau11e: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGau11e has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
Beni_TO: with what? ur wheelchair?
Beni_TO: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0j0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0j0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
JOSEF_S: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
Beni_TO: haha
Beni_TO: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0j0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
JOSEF_S: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
JOSEF_S: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eis3nhower: LOL
Beni_TO: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*Beni_TO has been eliminated.*
Beni_TO: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eis3nhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eis3nhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
JOSEF_S: rofl
T0j0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eis3nhower: ROFLOLOLOL
JOSEF_S: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0j0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eis3nhower: yah me too
T0j0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eis3nhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
JOSEF_S: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eis3nhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eis3nhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0j0: hey
JOSEF_S: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
JOSEF_S: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
JOSEF_S: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0j0: wtf is nukes?
T0j0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0j0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eis3nhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0j0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0j0 has left the game.*
*Eis3nhower has left the game.*
JOSEF_S: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
JOSEF_S: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
JOSEF_S: i hate u all fags
*JOSEF_S has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
deGaulle: yaaaaaay! we won! shower
me with praise!
deGaulle: hello?!
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# Re: World leaders on facebook - 3 May 2009, at 02:21
Originally posted by Hypnotic

A little off topic, but still on the subject, here's a classic one. I laughed so hard the first time I read this:


Yes! This was just as epic the first time I saw this. Though you did make me lose The Game there. ;)

"Mahmoud Ahmedinejad joined the group People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People" LOL, had to go back to the link several times to spell the name.
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# Re: World leaders on facebook - 3 May 2009, at 10:09
Nicolas Sarkozy requests that David Cameron please remove the nude pictures of Carla Bruni from his photo album.

Nicolas Sarkozy requests that Muammar Quadafi please remove the nude pictures of Carla Bruni from his photo album.

hahahaha