A little off topic, but still on the subject, here's a classic one. I laughed so hard the first time I read this:
* Hitler[AoE] has created game lobby "Time4War! FFA to start!"
* JOSEF_S has joined the game
Hitler[AoE]: sup
* deGau11e has joined the game
JOSEF_S: yo
Hitler[AoE]: hey dg
deGau11e: greets
* Churchill has joined the game
Churhill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: hey
* Beni_TO has joined the game
* Roosevelt has joined the game
Hitler[AoE]: we wait 4 a few mor, k?
deGau11e: kk
Churchill: k
Beni_TO: hi
Roosevelt: k
Roosevelt: brb gettin a coke
* T0j0 has joined the game
T0j0: wow dis is a big one
Beni_TO: hehe
Hitler[AoE]: cant have war without lotsa peeps!
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0j0: y0
JOSEF_S: hi
Churchill: hi
* M_A_O has joined the game
* ~Jieshi~ has joined the game
Hitler[AoE]: awesom lots of peeps
Hitler[AoE]: I think we hav enuff, k?
T0j0: ya
JOSEF_S: definitely
Churchill: lol this many people is gonna be awesom
deGau11e: no rush 30 mins k??
T0j0: rofl 30 mins??
M_A_O: 30 mins??????????WTF
Beni_TO: nr30 = FAG
deGau11e: well no rush at least, rush is gay
T0j0: rush is gay. nr30 for teh win
Hitler[AoE]: uh, sure, no rush... how about 10?
Hitler[AoE]: nr 10 min, evryone?
JOSEF_S: lame
Churchill: ya so lame
Hitler[AoE]: ze peeps have spoken
deGau11e: nr or i leave
Beni_TO: dont be such a turd
Beni_TO: this many ppl u cant do nr
Beni_TO: map not big enuff 4 all
Churchill: tru
Roosevelt: ya
deGau11e: fine, go
Hitler[AoE]: pick start positions, choose race
Hitler[AoE]: click in fags
deGau11e: wut race has good def?
T0j0: french. mag bunkers > all
Churchill: ya
deGau11e: kk.
~Jieshi~: choose another race, M_A_O, I'm chinese
M_A_O: wutever, I can be whoever I want
~Jieshi~: com on dood don't be gay
~Jieshi~: don't choose same start pos as me! wtf! go somewhere else!
M_A_O: there's nowhere else, jerk
~Jieshi~: wtf south america fag
M_A_O: fuk u, south america is for homos
(T0j0 to Hitler[AoE]: just start it already)
(T0j0 to Hitler[AoE]: those two are retards)
(Hitler[AoE] to T0j0: ya)
(Hitler[AoE] to T0j0: hey, u wanna allie to start? secret alliance)
(T0j0 to Hitler[AoE]: k. first I deal with the retards
)
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Churchill: 13. Start the game already!
Roosevelt: don't macro spam, dumbass
deGau11e: 13. Start the game already!
deGau11e: 3. Food, please
deGau11e: lol i didnt know about these
deGau11e: 2. Wood, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
Hitler[AoE]: fuk stop it
JOSEF_S: argh my ears
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: 1. Gold, please
deGau11e: lol
(JOSEF_S to Hitler[AoE]: allie with me to kill deGaulle first plz)
(Hitler[AoE] to JOSEF_S: hell yes)
* The game is about to begin!
Hitler[AoE]: gl hf
T0j0: glhf
* 5...
M_A_O: glhf
~Jieshi~: glhf
Churchil: 23. Good luck, Have Fun!
Churchil: 23. Good luck, Have Fun!
Roosevelt: glhf
Churchil: 23. Good luck, Have Fun!
* 4...
Josef_S: glhf
* 3...
* 2...
* 1...
deGau11e: lcas382rhy!!!
Churchill: asdasdfwefwe
deGau11e: dsfh
Churchill: 23ru823r
Churchill: LAST CHAT MSG!!!
deGau11e: dsf7324!
deGau11e: haha beat u
* Entering the game...
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
Beni_TO: haha america sux
JOSEF_S: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
JOSEF_S: cool
deGau11e: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
Beni_TO: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGau11e: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eis3nhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGau11e: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGau11e has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
Beni_TO: with what? ur wheelchair?
Beni_TO: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0j0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0j0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
JOSEF_S: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
Beni_TO: haha
Beni_TO: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0j0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
JOSEF_S: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
JOSEF_S: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eis3nhower: LOL
Beni_TO: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*Beni_TO has been eliminated.*
Beni_TO: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eis3nhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eis3nhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
JOSEF_S: rofl
T0j0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eis3nhower: ROFLOLOLOL
JOSEF_S: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0j0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eis3nhower: yah me too
T0j0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eis3nhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
JOSEF_S: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eis3nhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eis3nhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0j0: hey
JOSEF_S: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
JOSEF_S: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
JOSEF_S: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0j0: wtf is nukes?
T0j0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0j0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eis3nhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0j0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0j0 has left the game.*
*Eis3nhower has left the game.*
JOSEF_S: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
JOSEF_S: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
JOSEF_S: i hate u all fags
*JOSEF_S has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
deGaulle: yaaaaaay! we won! shower
me with praise!
deGaulle: hello?!