Yesterday (10 March) was Chuck Norris' 70th birthday, and I almost got roundhouse kicked in the face for forgetting about it, so I'm posting this now.

Happy Birthday Chuck!!! I will never forget again!

lol happy birthday chuck norris

Everyone knows that the revolution of the Earth around the sun 70 times during Chuck Norris' life is because of the universe's gravitational pull to Chuck Norris.

Oh Marjan I think you're screwed for forgetting his B-Day I'm sure I don't want to be in your skin once he visits you Anyways happy Birthday Chuck

Not many know this, but Chuck Norris already is supposed to be dead. Death was just too afraid to come for him.

He's probably going to hunt me down now, but god I hate his movies

Hahahahahahaha a friend recently showed me a website with all kinds of jokes about him its hilarious ..
I also watched it when i was little happy bday Chuck!!!

I liked the guy :0 happy birthday Chuck

Originally posted by Shadowman

Not many know this, but Chuck Norris already is supposed to be dead. Death was just too afraid to come for him.

lol thats funny and dam he is old i thought he'd be dead by now lol jk