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Remco
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# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 3 February 2011, at 06:52
Originally posted by tranceN2heaven

BAM THE BIG 1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry i was bored hehe  :D)


We have a special topic for that: http://www.trancepodium.com/forum/topic,15711.0/
:p
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# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 3 February 2011, at 11:40
Originally posted by Super

We have a special topic for that: http://www.trancepodium.com/forum/topic,15711.0/
:p


Hehehe i know i know, again i was bored and wanted to hit 1000 before the night was over  :D
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# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 5 February 2011, at 09:22
You know fellas, now that Deadmike is legal, we probably won't be hearing from him as much in the future.

Yes, the time has come, that our little Mikey has to grow up into a man.  snif snif snif   :(

Our Little Mikey will be spending a lot more time Clubbin' and Chasing woman.

Yes, Little Mikey must go out now, on his own, to "sew his wild oats" and become a REAL MAN!  

We are going to miss you Little Mikey and don't forget us here at TP!!!!   :(





     And of course Little Mikey we all know what your number 1 priority is at da Club!!!   ;)

 



                              So to help you out,...here's a great book for ya!  

                    The techniques listed in the book worked great in the 90's!!!    ;)

                       


(I think that my average was 1 out of every 200 woman.  Of course the average got better as it got later in the night, and the women were more wasted and couldn't see straight!    :O     lol  ;)


                Oh yeah, and don't forget this amazing book, worth every penny!

                         


                       And here is an excellent video for ya!  This should help ya out!


                   


                   And if all else fails, click on this web site!  They make it easy for ya.  

                                   They just deliver a HOOKER to your doorstep!  

                                                         
           


                                                         Now that's EASY!   ;)


                      And always remember, here's an easy formulation to follow! 

                               
                                  Gas + Dinner + Movie = $100  = not a Sure Thing
                                                                         
                                                                            or

                                                  Hooker = $100 = Sure Thing


                                  [b] ! lol
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# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 5 February 2011, at 10:55
Originally posted by tranceN2heaven
! lol


Getting a hooker is a rebill. You'd have to pay $100 every time.

Getting a girlfriend is a one time expense, plus the occasional dinner and gift.

Also, hookers don't make you sandwiches. :p (I kid, I kid)

Get your math straight!
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# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 5 February 2011, at 13:23
Originally posted by Hypnotic

Getting a hooker is a rebill. You'd have to pay $100 every time.

Getting a girlfriend is a one time expense, plus the occasional dinner and gift.

Also, hookers don't make you sandwiches. :p (I kid, I kid)

Get your math straight!



Ok, my math might just be off a bit!  I was never very good at economics or investing! 

My motto was, make money, blow money, make money, blow money, etc!

But hey. my Hooker does make sandwiches, so that ain't necessarily true!!!!  lol

Also.....

-you don't have to pay for a big wedding with a hooker. Tha's big $$$$$
-Hookers don't get alimony,
-and they certainly do not get child support.  
-And you never have to divorce a hooker.  
-And they'll never get old and fat on ya!  
-they are always young and good looking
-They are around when you need them.  
-you don't have to buy them gifts
-you never have to hear them whine
-and you can fool around on a hooker, and she won't care!
-you can do whatever the hell you please, whenever you please, and SHE WON'T CARE!  

That's HUGE!!!    :O

Dude, all that adds up for something don't it?   :/

Especially since relationships only last about 5 years.    :O

In my book, that's worth at least $60K isn't it?    :p

Happiness is a system of thinking! So if you want to be happy,....just listen to a lot of Trance and think Happy thoughts!
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# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 5 February 2011, at 13:28
Originally posted by Hypnotic


Ok, my math might just be off a bit!   But hey. my Hooker does make sandwiches, so that ain't true!!!!  lol

Also.....

-you don't have to pay for a big wedding with a hooker. Tha's big $$$$$
-Hookers don't get alimony,
-and they certainly do not get child support.  
-And you never have to divorce a hooker. 
-And they'll never get old and fat on ya! 
-they are always young and good looking
-They are around when you need them. 
-you don't have to buy them gifts
-you never have to hear them whine
-and you can fool around on a hooker, and she won't care!
-you can do whatever the hell you please, whenever you please and SHE WON'T CARE!   That's HUGE!!!

Dude, all that adds up for something don't it?      

In my book, thats worth at least $30K isn't it? 




hahahaha in your face Marjan :D
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# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 5 February 2011, at 13:36
Originally posted by Allure123

hahahaha in your face Marjan :D


I edited my post Semir!  

It ain't worth $30k,.....it's worth at least $60k over 6 years in my guess-ta-mation!

That's HUGE!  What a savings, and what value!  

I wonder if there was someway to make it TAX-Deductable?  Hmmmmm?


Oh yeah,  one last MASSIVE POINT...

-with a hooker you don't have to hire a hit-man
-and you don't have to go to jail for murder!

Enough Said!!!!   ;)

Happiness is a system of thinking! So if you want to be happy,....just listen to a lot of Trance and think Happy thoughts!
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# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 5 February 2011, at 14:39
$100 for a hooker :O Here you can have pretty ones for €50.

Ok, you only have them 15 min and they do care what you do (still you can probably do more than with your wife tho hehe). But you can have good sex and say bye afterwards with no hard feelings haha

And, the ugly ones you can have them for only €10 haha. And some of them really do everything you want and you can get everything you want. Or don't want hahaha

Good things about having a wife tho is, when you do it right, it will give you more money than it costs (that is when she earns more than you) :p
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# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 6 February 2011, at 00:10
Originally posted by Super

$100 for a hooker :O Here you can have pretty ones for €50.

Ok, you only have them 15 min and they do care what you do (still you can probably do more than with your wife tho hehe). But you can have good sex and say bye afterwards with no hard feelings haha

And, the ugly ones you can have them for only €10 haha. And some of them really do everything you want and you can get everything you want. Or don't want hahaha

Good things about having a wife tho is, when you do it right, it will give you more money than it costs (that is when she earns more than you) :p


hahahahaha!  Hmmmmmm!  Maybe more cities should have "Red Lights".  The world might be a happier place! lol

You know, the Hotter the Chick you date, the MORE MONEY YOU GOTTA SPEND to keep her happy!  Sounds very similliar to the HOOKER's Pricing that you just mentioned!!! 

If she is really Hot, she expects an enormous ring, huge wedding, extavagant vacations, and expensive dining, an dates, along with expensive autos and the likes, and loves to shop!    Hmmmmmmmmm! 

  The reason I brought the HOOKERS up, was I had a friend who lived in La.  He was always complaining about how much money he was spending on dates and not takig the girl home.

  He was always shaking his head saying that he would have been better off making a phone call to the "HUNGARIAN Girls" instead of wasting so much money on a date and not getting laid.  lol

He was being totally serious!!!  lol 
Happiness is a system of thinking! So if you want to be happy,....just listen to a lot of Trance and think Happy thoughts!
# Re: The OFF-Topic, TOPIC - 15 May 2011, at 02:40
ANOTHER PERSON SAID "I dont understand that stuff, how is that music? I guess the drugs go with that...".... I dont do drugs and love trance...PEOPLE are so dumb...it is music cause theres notes duhhhhh , its like saying "i dont understand classical music".....ughhhh I LIKE THIS POST
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# 23 May 2011, at 23:17
I can't stop eating this bag of Sour Patch kids. :<3: Cavities here I come.


On a more serious note, I learned in my genetics class today that 1 in 3 people will have cancer some time in their lifetime. That is terrifying.
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# 29 May 2011, at 03:35
Did anyone check out Ferry Corsten's WKNDR new episode? Its Armin van Buuren and Ferry Corsten working on their new track together in the studio. It's pretty cool! Unfortunately they don't show off much from the track but it's neat anyways. Looks to be a big room track. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97YqsOGVLGc
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# \o/ - 31 May 2011, at 12:39
I won a signed copy of Chicane :)
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# 31 May 2011, at 12:44
Originally posted by Pookie
Did anyone check out Ferry Corsten's WKNDR new episode? Its Armin van Buuren and Ferry Corsten working on their new track together in the studio. It's pretty cool! Unfortunately they don't show off much from the track but it's neat anyways. Looks to be a big room track. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97YqsOGVLGc


FERRY NICE! LOL

I saw it when iit was posted, reminds me a bit of Eternity cause fo the Drum sample

Ferry is amazing, I want his studio, seems affordable ^_^



Originally posted by Amay
I won a signed copy of Chicane :)

Congrats!
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Nick Andrei
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# 31 May 2011, at 16:13
I enjoy listening to JPOP now. :3